the nollywood critique

older women on screen

14 June 2008 · 4 Comments

If there is a female actress that I can unequivocally say that I admire the most, that would be, hands-down, Joke Silva. Very few younger actresses can compare to this seasoned performer. Her contributions on and off the screen will be lauded for decades to come. Actually, I think older women in Nollywood have done very well for themselves in terms of perfecting their craft. Stalwarts that come to mind are Ngozi Ezeonu and Patience Ozokwor. While these women have served the industry well, I am not sure if the industry, that is Nollywood has made the best use of their talents…

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don’t even bother

5 June 2008 · 2 Comments

I just saved you xx amount of dollars /naira /cedis /euro etc or xx hours of precious time. We, of the nollywood critique do not recommend the following two movies: Bad Blood and After My Heart. These are the types of films that give Nollywood a bad rep that has been difficult to shake off. Oh, people, where to start…

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the exorcist, naija-style

31 May 2008 · 3 Comments

At first I wanted this review to feature Charles Okafor, the main reason I decided to watch the film, Mass Destruction. I realized though, that I have so far featured two men (Duru and Nouah) and have not really focused on the other (and sometimes better) half of Nollywood - its beautiful actresses. The film Mass Destruction is more like the Nollywood equivalent of The Exorcist starring pretty-faced Caroline Ekanem… Keep reading →

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stop, Duru, please…

25 May 2008 · 4 Comments

Francis Duru

Admittedly, I have only watched in full one movie starring Francis Duru, so let me warn you that my opinions on him are not well-informed. After that first movie (the title escapes me, but it was with Rita Dominic and Patience Ozokwor), I have avoided Francis Duru like the plague. Others, please feel free to disagree with me - but for some reason, when I see him on screen…well, let me not insult the poor guy.

However, I decided to be a bit brave this weekend and pick up the film, Total War, which featured my dear friend (please note sarcasm), Francis. Total War features a Nigerian family caught in the middle of the Liberian civil war of the late eighties and early nineties. After putting behind the gruesome events of this war, they come in contact with that awful past in quite the unexpected manner.

Again, like in the previous film I reviewed, I decided to watch it because of other incredibly amazing actors/actresses, particularly Omotola Ekehinde. Omotola is probably one of the more skilled actresses - a skill not based on looks alone - which I cannot say for some other Nollywood actresses (can anyone say, Tonto Dike?…I know, that was low…). Note, that there are some films, which do not play up her good points (think the tragedy that was Beyonce and Rihanna – what an embarrassment for such accomplished actress). Her performance, however, in Total War did not disappoint. Other actresses of note in this film included Uche Jombo who gave an awesome performance, as usual. Another was Maureen Solomon, who seems…well… tired, for lack of a better word. But maybe, to her credit, the character she played was meant to be tired…but to me, it seems like in her more recent roles, there is a lack of interest in what she does.

But back to Francis Duru. If it weren’t for that fake Liberian accent that he used throughout the film, I would have been in a better position to positively rate his performance in the film. I was willing to give him another chance but the accent was so incredibly annoying. “Ya know, I give Gahd glory, mami, I give im thahks, mami….” I have no idea how Uche Jombo was able to put on a straight face while listening to his babble. Now that’s acting, my dears. I mean, seriously, were there no Liberian men available to cast his role? Is there no ‘Lollywood’ from which to get aspiring young actors to perform credibly? The accent was almost as aggrevating as watching Whoopi Goldberg imitating a so-called “African” accent in the 1992 film, Sarafina. A Hollywood example of someone playing the role of another African group well would be Don Cheadle in Hotel Rwanda (2004).

Francis Duru has his hands in many things besides acting– filmmaking, songwriting, stand-up comedy (huh?) and others. Duru, in an interview, states quite confidently, “I have always kicked against the notion of ‘jack of all trade[s] and master of none’….” My guy, stop deceiving yourself. Focus on one and do it well. Duru and whoever was the casting director for this film did a disservice to both Nigerians and Liberians everywhere. Way to go, Francis.

On a positive note, Akume Akume, gave a stellar performance. It was so hilarious. I sometimes wonder why he is not amongst some of the Nollywood male heavyweights like Jim Iyke (who does not impress me, in the least). I definitely think with more exposure, Akume has the ability to rise high, especially within the comedy genre. I have seen a performance by him that was not as comedic, Lover’s Creek, and I think he may have the ability to stretch himself into other genres and do it well.

By the way, I was about to dismiss this film as a flop because Part 2 ended so abruptly. I later found out that there is a Part 3 and 4, entitled Final War, Parts 1 and 2. However, I don’t think I can get through another minute of Duru’s performance. It’s aggravating. But in all fairness, the film was pretty good, particularly because of the storyline, inspiring Christian message, and historical insight into the tragedies of the Liberian conflict. If you can stand Francis Duru, I would recommend it, especially for non-Africans. I wouldn’t recommend it to your Liberian friends. Personally, if I were Liberian and had to sit through Duru’s fake accent, I would throw a heavy object at the screen.

Big name actors: Francis Duru, Omotola Ekehinde, Uche Jombo, Maureen Solomon

Actors to watch out for: Akume Akume (in my book, he’s a heavyweight), Leo Mezie (he’s cute, but that’s about it - so I would look out for him…lol), Pete Eneh (He’s a heavyweight, but I have never seen him star a movie - there are few lead roles out there for older men who are not funny…poor guy.

Director: Andy Nwakalor

Producer: Christopher Ozoemena

Year: 2007

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not your typical Ramsey Nouah romance flick

22 May 2008 · 9 Comments

Ramsey Nouaj, the original Nollywood loverboy

I’m always a bit hesitant to watch a Ramsey Nouah film in that they are almost always predictable, especially when he is paired with Nollywood vixen. Ramsey meets girl, girl leaves former beau for Ramsey, wahala brews, Ramsey eventually gets girl. However, I decided to watch Tears in my Eyes nonetheless seeing that Ramsey was paired with Kate Henshaw-Nuttal, one of the more skilled female actresses in Nollywod. Additionally, the storyline was written by Chico Ejiro, who has been in the business for sometime now. I find that writers who have been in Nollywood for more than a decade tend to shy away from the typical storylines that we are most familiar and bored with.

I was almost disappointed in the beginning in that the same tired themes were creeping up, woman escapes from altar on wedding day, woman falls in love with Ramsey – who always gets the chick, and tradition bars one young person from marrying the other, blah blah blah. However, the story takes an interesting twist – very interesting. And finally a movie is watch in which Ramsey does not get the girl – you’ll have to see for yourself how this happens. But if you enjoy a good mystery and can stomach a bit of paranormal - Naija-style - then I would definitely recommend this film. Another plus, the ending is not as abrupt as your typical Nollywood flick. To add to the pluses, it looks like Ramsey in the film lost some weight – he’s looking quite svelte. Nice.

Big name actors: Ramsey Nouah, Kate-Nuttal Henshaw, Ashley Nwosu, Ngozi Ezeonu, and Larry Koldsweat

Actors to watch out for: Collins Onwochei, played supporting role well, in my opinion

Director: Chico Ejiro

Producer: Chico Ejiro

Year: 2007

Papa Emeka, I am a woman, and by their footsteps, you shall know them…” - Mama Emeka

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of course you know…

21 May 2008 · 6 Comments

a familiar scene

…that Nigeria is home to the third largest film industry in the world. Nigeria, Ghana, Tanzania, South Africa, China, America - anywhere in the world, Nigerian actors and actresses grace the television, computer screens, and film houses of millions. It’s a pity that it was only recently that Essence magazine in their May 2008 issue was able to feature this phenomenon on their culture section. But beyond this, the fame (or infamy) of the Nigerian film industry has been long recognized by many. Love it, hate it, Nollywood is here to stay and its reach grows longer by the week.

I personally am a big fan of Nollywood. A big fan with a critical eye - and hence this blog (please, that is not me in the picture, I am not that big). So far, I have not yet been able to identify a blog that is geared exclusively towards the review of Nolloywood movies and its participants. Also, I thought it would be nice to know which movies are worth watching before you commit the next four hours of your life to watching parts one through four of a flop.

Please be warned that the opinion expressed on this blog are my own and fellow contributors….I am not responsible for any disappointments you may encounter when you actually watch recommended films.

Also, check out my other blog at pyoowata.blogspot.com, yes, I know, shameless plug. But why not?

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